一个前台小姐的超强八级英语
本文要求一定英语水平，绝对搞笑！纯粹中国式“土产英语”<BR>-------------------------------------------------------------<BR><BR><BR>昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： <BR><BR> 前台小姐：“Hello.” <BR><BR> 老外：“Hi.” <BR><BR> 前台小姐：“You have what thing？” <BR><BR> 老外：“Can you speak english？” <BR><BR> 前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” <BR><BR> 老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” <BR><BR> 前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” <BR><BR> 老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” <BR><BR> 前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？” <BR><BR> 老外：“I want to speak to your head.” <BR><BR> 前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”<BR> 挺强的........页:
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